Fan artist, fanfic writer, and all-around dork for Final Fantasy VII, MLP:FiM, and MST3K, more commonly known as CrabOfDoom.
For one brief moment in history, I am at 300 followers ._.
I’m sure this will call for porn, as half of them are no doubt porn blogs.
YOOOO TUMBLR, I NEED HELP GETTING MY SMILE BACK, AND EATING SOLID FOOD AGAIN!
tl;dr: My jaw is locked closed and I need help financially to get it fixed so I can smile normally, eat solid food, and talk without pain again. And to meow at my cats.
Soooo back in early July, I was eating a burrito (cut up into pieces with a knife and fork, ironically) and suddenly felt a searing pain in my left ear and down through my jaw. The next day, I was only able to open my mouth about a half-inch wide. After getting nowhere in Urgent Care, I went to my dentist and he said I displaced the articular disc inside the mandible, so it’s sitting in front of the jaw hinge and preventing me from opening my mouth fully. It’s in what’s called a “closed locked” position. I have not been able to eat solid food, nor talk much since this happened. F-, would not recommend. Totally jawful.
My dentist referred me to a specialist, but the specialist is so booked solid that I can’t get in there until September 9th. I’m in the midst of a worker’s comp case, as well as fighting for Social Security Disability for my other health issues, so I’m on a government-funded medical plan (Medi-Cal/Denti-Cal), which does not cover my disc displacement treatment. I have to pay completely out-of-pocket when I see the specialist.
At the beginning of August, I received a letter from the worker’s comp insurance company, stating that they’re ceasing my payments until my case is settled, which could be months from now. That was my only source of income since I can’t work, and do not have anyone to depend upon financially. I have no way to pay for my jaw treatment, my monthly bills, nor my pets’ medications and food.
This is where all you jawesome tumblr cats come in! If people can reblog/signal boost this, and/or donate to my giveforward page, I’d be eternally grateful. I truly have no where else to turn.
I spoke with the specialist’s assistant in a phone interview, and she gave me the breakdown of the treatment costs:
- Consultation - $395
- Panoramic CT Scan - $395
- Splint to move my jaw back into place - $940
- Adjustment of splint - $115 for each adjustment, might need adjustment between 4-6 times
Grand total: approx $2,420
Other expenses could factor in (wisdom teeth removal, medications, physical therapy, night guard), so this is a tentative total at the moment. There is also the possibility that this treatment will not work, and that could lead to surgical treatment (uuggghhskjghds). But for now, I will be setting my goal for $2,600 (to cover the giveforward fees). I’m really hopeful to make this goal, because I REALLY WANNA BE ABLE TO GO ROUND TWO WITH THAT BURRITO SOMEDAY.
My best buddy funkysockzlover is offering a super cute fan-art drawing of your choice to those who donate! Just send her a screencap of your donation as proof! Incentives are as follows (click on each to see a sample of her art style, and what you’ll be getting!):
- $10 — Single character, no background
- $20 — Two characters, no background
- $30 — One character, simple background
- $40 — Two characters, simple background
- $50 or more — Two characters, detailed background (scroll down on the image for final sample)
Thank you for reading my story, and for all those who help out in any way!!
Please help one of my best friends smile and eat again!! Any donation would help so much to start making things a little easier for her. She’s an amazing person and I don’t want to see her struggling.
And like it says, send me a screenshot of your donation and I’ll draw something just for you to say thank you.
I’m so fearful and weary of this ship because I know NOTHING. But for you landofdoom, I will try haha based on what I have seen from your smutty artwork.
- Who was the one to propose: Lazard, because otherwise his dad would probably try to do even more horrible experimental shit to his boyfriend.
- Who stressed more over wedding planning: Sephiroth, only because he had no idea what was expected of him. Really, all Lazard wanted was to sign some papers and then see Seph in some lacy shit.
- Who decorated the house: Lazard hired people to do that.
- Who does the cooking: Lazard hired people to do that, too.
- Who is more organized: They’re both pretty analytical people, but Sephiroth’s more apt to overlook details than Lazard is.
- Who initiates bedroom fun: Hard to say who initiates it more, considering they’re both intensely kinky fucking fucks.
- Who suggested kids first: Sephiroth’s uterus.
- Who’s more dominant: Lazard.
- Who’s the cuddler: Sephiroth.
- Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Sephiroth could spear Lazard like a martini olive, but he’ll be little spoon.
- What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They like going to the gala kind of Shin-Ra events, not because they’re really into that shit, but usually Rufus gets high and does something embarrassing. Lazard kind of lives to see that little shit fail at life.
- Who cooks: People earning minimum wage.
- Who comes home drunk at 3am: They’re both in bed asleep at 3am. They’ve got places to be in the morning.
- Who kills the spiders: If Lazard sees an insect in his place, he loses his shit and calls an assload of exterminators. To avoid the hassle, Sephiroth will flush the thing if he spots it first.
- Who falls asleep first: Sephiroth.
- A head canon: Uhh.. *sweats*… I think Sephiroth is a bunny sometimes.
- Their relationship summed up in a gif:
- Who is louder? Lazard.
- Who is more experimental? Sephiroth will do anything once.
- Who takes more risks? Sephiroth takes more because it comes with the territory of his job.
- Do they fuck or make love? Even at its roughest, the love is always there.
- Lights on or off? Mostly on.
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Sephiroth.
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Lazard.
- Who comes first? Sephiroth.
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it? They’re both pretty good at it, but Lazard might enjoy getting it a bit more.
- Who is more submissive? Sephiroth.
- Who usually initiates things? It’s mutual.
- Who is more sensitive? I’d guess Sephiroth, which isn’t saying much. Lazard doesn’t have an emotional bone in his body.
- Who has the most patience? Sephiroth.
- Which kinks do they share? *points to landofdoom’s page* All the kinks.