"Ten gil says that the next time we hear about a fire on the news, it’s this place, after our dear manager’s gone to demonstrate how Shinras negotiate contracts."
"Mmm."
"…. You’re fantasizing about it already, aren’t you?"

Inspired by this bit of skeeviness, and hojolove’s comment of feeling like you’d get herpes just from staring at it. I loled. I sketched. Here we are.

171to135 asked
hello yes today is my 20 birbday. pls sing birb birbday song for me (a fellow birb).

importantbirds:

(sing the song like a tune)

Happing birth days some day, 

it is a day but happen before

Porbably will happern agaims

eat a chunk the cake

If you absolutely, positively must embarrass me in public with a birthday song, please make it this version.

This has got to be the dumbest name for a gentleman’s club strip joint I’ve yet seen, and there are a lot of dumb names for strip joints.
Something about “cheeks” is just… way too juvenile and implicitly innocent for a place whose sign promises 50 naked women girls every night (even through the holidays! seriously, the marquee further down says that. this image is from August ‘11, though, so I’m not sure which holidays they’re talking about.) It also manages to be incredibly lewd for public mental imagery at the same time. As close to naming the place “Asses Galore” as you can legally get.
I sometimes wonder where these places even find 50 women each to employ. There’s another strip joint not five miles away, and probably more that I’ve never noticed. I know this area, it’s not hurting for a variety of employment nor college/vocational school access, and it just seems like someone’s betting that no one’s going to be coming in and keeping count. “I was promised one hundred different cheeks! I demand to see the manager!”

This has got to be the dumbest name for a gentleman’s club strip joint I’ve yet seen, and there are a lot of dumb names for strip joints.

Something about “cheeks” is just… way too juvenile and implicitly innocent for a place whose sign promises 50 naked women girls every night (even through the holidays! seriously, the marquee further down says that. this image is from August ‘11, though, so I’m not sure which holidays they’re talking about.) It also manages to be incredibly lewd for public mental imagery at the same time. As close to naming the place “Asses Galore” as you can legally get.

I sometimes wonder where these places even find 50 women each to employ. There’s another strip joint not five miles away, and probably more that I’ve never noticed. I know this area, it’s not hurting for a variety of employment nor college/vocational school access, and it just seems like someone’s betting that no one’s going to be coming in and keeping count. “I was promised one hundred different cheeks! I demand to see the manager!”

lirillith:

Midgar streets and Rude and Reno.

That first picture is exactly the kind of Midgar that would have a porn bubble club. Just sayin’.

Reno’s not always hanging around just to annoy the workers. He’s a paying customer on occasion, usually waiting until he can splurge on one of the VIP lounges and roll around on the deep wall-to-wall sofas. Of course, he has his preferences and favorites, and some might say that’s still his way of annoying the workers.

Reno’s not always hanging around just to annoy the workers. He’s a paying customer on occasion, usually waiting until he can splurge on one of the VIP lounges and roll around on the deep wall-to-wall sofas. Of course, he has his preferences and favorites, and some might say that’s still his way of annoying the workers.

I’m guessing that it’s some unspoken rule that the more ridiculous the picture, the better the sketch.

I’m guessing that it’s some unspoken rule that the more ridiculous the picture, the better the sketch.

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.  @KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

evil-robot-cat:

Continue living. You are proof that I existed.

Is it just me or is Cloud really fucking bad about not giving phoenix downs to his friends?

"Do you have any idea what they cost?! I’m not MADE of phoenix downs!”

(Source: magistera)