Fan artist, fanfic writer, and all-around dork for Final Fantasy VII, MLP:FiM, and MST3K, more commonly known as CrabOfDoom.

 

crabby-cakess:

kiss-distinctly-american:

BASEBALL MAP!

So literally no one likes the White Sox.

I was born and raised in the brightest red of Reds territory, so I guess this map’s validity garners a ‘damn skippy’ from me. For additional data, I can supply that around Dayton, there are a lot more fans of the Browns than the Indians—although both are still in the minority compared to Cincinnati fans. It’s just odd, now that I think about it. It’s like not-currently-in-Cleveland Browns fans just don’t give a crap about baseball at all, or something. Or they just don’t like the Indians, but don’t want to give any Cincinnati team the satisfaction of being considered the lesser evil.
Cleveland fans being in Dayton confused me greatly as a child. I thought sports fandoms were always determined by whichever team was closest to one’s hometown. Radical concepts like moving, family heritage and contrariness never crossed my mind.

crabby-cakess:

kiss-distinctly-american:

BASEBALL MAP!

So literally no one likes the White Sox.

I was born and raised in the brightest red of Reds territory, so I guess this map’s validity garners a ‘damn skippy’ from me. For additional data, I can supply that around Dayton, there are a lot more fans of the Browns than the Indians—although both are still in the minority compared to Cincinnati fans. It’s just odd, now that I think about it. It’s like not-currently-in-Cleveland Browns fans just don’t give a crap about baseball at all, or something. Or they just don’t like the Indians, but don’t want to give any Cincinnati team the satisfaction of being considered the lesser evil.

Cleveland fans being in Dayton confused me greatly as a child. I thought sports fandoms were always determined by whichever team was closest to one’s hometown. Radical concepts like moving, family heritage and contrariness never crossed my mind.

fbspin:

Hand-made cardboard models by Dan McPharlin. They are all so cool, wouldn’t you like to own them, so you could create a mini studio for your old G.I. Joes and Masters of the Universe figures to make some cool music?

Oh, heavens no. I’d build a studio for the Barbie Blaine doll I bought years ago because he looked astonishingly like Nick Rhodes, down to the shiny silver jacket and suspiciously close (at the time) haircut.

lileks:

I dreamed I went to the Stock Club in my Otis boxers - hey, no, wait a minute oh God bath salts

I like how the lady is clearly diggin’ the view, but Mr. Boxers is just as clearly more interested in putting the moves on her date. I never realized the 20s and 30s were such a scandalous time in advertising.

lileks:

I dreamed I went to the Stock Club in my Otis boxers - hey, no, wait a minute oh God bath salts

I like how the lady is clearly diggin’ the view, but Mr. Boxers is just as clearly more interested in putting the moves on her date. I never realized the 20s and 30s were such a scandalous time in advertising.

risingoflights:

sanguinesaint:

outofcharacter: “More icons for me, yes. Also, that scene between Aerith and Cloud, and Cloud and Sephiroth are just Ngh worthy. Besides, Vincent’s, Yuffie’s and Cid’s showtime! Read all the story here.”

This is one of the most gorgeous doujins I’ve ever seen.

Make sure y’all read the whole thing, okay?

Long.

Read More

I have a problem.

I heard a Supertramp song on Pocko’s livestream. It reminded me of a cap HanoverF made about LPs banding together to push The Very Best of Supertramp out of the collection. I found that cap easily on the HCC search, but couldn’t remember if I’d already added it to my custom best-of gallery (it of the insanely accurate title of “*Helpless Tears of Laughter*”) I found that I had already added it, but it took a few pages to find it, and by this time, it’s too late—I’m suckered into reading through more, and now my face hurts from laughing. That hiss-laughter that makes it hard to breathe. Making a gallery of the absolute funniest (to me) caps was a huge mistake. It concentrates their power to a dangerous level.

My problem: there’s just no way to satisfactorily explain what the hell I’m talking about, unless one has been to HCC.

Oh, and also that my best-of gallery is about 70% fart jokes, which says a lot about my sense of humor, but I never went out of my way to include fart jokes, only what makes me laugh the hardest, and that says even more.

turntechstridercest:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

I’m glad someone said the thing because I was like ‘they’re avoiding a PREDATOR’

oh gee I already liked this welp nothing else I can do gotta reblog

turntechstridercest:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

I’m glad someone said the thing because I was like ‘they’re avoiding a PREDATOR’

oh gee I already liked this welp nothing else I can do gotta reblog

"Be the bigger person"

autie-baeddel-cat:

tcharlatan:

is bullshit advice.

My bigness is not determined by my capacity to quietly absorb bullying, degradation, or abuse.

Yes, this.

lithefider:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…

ASAFKFGKljhfg

This is funny enough, but you look at the bright orange floor, the primary blue stalls, and think my god—that is just so Maxis.

lithefider:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…

ASAFKFGKljhfg

This is funny enough, but you look at the bright orange floor, the primary blue stalls, and think my god—that is just so Maxis.

whitehouse:

Happy Earth Day! Let’s all do our part to protect our planet.

WTF is going on between Florida and the Caribbean?

whitehouse:

Happy Earth Day! Let’s all do our part to protect our planet.

WTF is going on between Florida and the Caribbean?