I have things I could be doing. I have things I should be doing.

NOPE. Perspective corrections in Photoshop.

As my brother knows well from arcade sports games: it is dangerous to teach Crab new tricks.

That Was Smart

*drawing porn in Sai*
*someone enters room*
*pull up Firefox*
*forget that Firefox tab is on previous page of drawn porn for transitional reference*

I R genius.

owmyhearteries:

michyuh

have you ever hated someone for no reason and then all of a sudden they give you a reason to hate them and you start laughing because HA I KNEW I HATED YOU FOR A REASON

(Source: kwrnagisa)

dontstartlethewitch:

samueloser:

thesecretdiaryoftara:

Am I the only one who find this hilarious or?

he’s like, “bitch, shut up, my fandom is better than yours.”

bitch probably tagged her hate

"Stacie, if you post ANY of that racist bullshit again I’m printing it out and showing it to your parents!""Wait a minute… ‘sirbeardsalot’… oh shit, Uncle Rob?!"

dontstartlethewitch:

samueloser:

thesecretdiaryoftara:

Am I the only one who find this hilarious or?

he’s like, “bitch, shut up, my fandom is better than yours.”

bitch probably tagged her hate

"Stacie, if you post ANY of that racist bullshit again I’m printing it out and showing it to your parents!"
"Wait a minute… ‘sirbeardsalot’… oh shit, Uncle Rob?!"

(Source: mettamorphasis)

That awkward moment when you spend most of your silent communication time typing online, then need to hand write a thank-you note and nearly have to re-write it four times because your hand forgot how cursive works.

First sale on Etsy; she deserves better than this chicken scratch. I SWEAR I’M NOT A TOTAL AMATEUR HALF-ASS PLEASE BELIEVE MEEEEEE

dyanitokala:

caitikoi:

tannanana:

tattooeddicks:

ladamania:

This should constantly be on my dash just every few days.

“Wait I just…I can’t…fuck”…. I died.

Kam and I are still Internet famous, I see.

I have reblogged this at least twice before and I give no fucks.

This is golden.

Things that only got better with time.

For months now, every time I can’t find something (or someone) immediately, I end up saying “spiderman where u at” out loud sooner or later.

Thanks a lot, tumblr.

Damn you, Photoshop and forced perspective. For one glorious moment, my mind was racing for an idea - ANY IDEA - for what to do with that thing to justifying owning it, because $10 for a 4-foot-tall rubber duck was, like, the bargain of a lifetime.

(Source: thefrogman)

sunyshoretitty:

bunny-nose:

superblys:

ollielephant:

cbreg:

sighcology:

fullmetalpenis:

nchaffin:

PORTABLE MASTURBATORIUMS (ILLEGITIMATE COLLABORATION WITH MY MOTHER)
mail correspondence, linen, nylon, dowel, elastic
10” x 10” x 12”
2011 - ongoing

okay so this is by far the creepiest thing ever 
why would you even 

what purpose would this even serve

don’t mind me i just have this thing on my crotch that looks like a traffic cone

in coLaboRATion with mY MOTHER

you HAVE GOT TO be KIddiNG mE 

THEY’RE SHEER TOO

;’aDSS

WELL HE PITCHED A TENTMIGHT AS WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

sunyshoretitty:

bunny-nose:

superblys:

ollielephant:

cbreg:

sighcology:

fullmetalpenis:

nchaffin:

PORTABLE MASTURBATORIUMS (ILLEGITIMATE COLLABORATION WITH MY MOTHER)

mail correspondence, linen, nylon, dowel, elastic

10” x 10” x 12”

2011 - ongoing

okay so this is by far the creepiest thing ever 

why would you even 

what purpose would this even serve

don’t mind me i just have this thing on my crotch that looks like a traffic cone

in coLaboRATion with mY MOTHER

you HAVE GOT TO be KIddiNG mE 

THEY’RE SHEER TOO

;’aDSS

WELL HE PITCHED A TENT
MIGHT AS WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

shit shit shit stop looking at restaurants you couldn’t reach even if you drove all night you’ll never get the last damn picture drawn at this rate shit shit shit

… Color me very curious about how a “Bearer of Light” became a villain in the bible.

… Color me very curious about how a “Bearer of Light” became a villain in the bible.